English is a Funny Language
English is very funny, see,
Where B can be a little bee,
Where two means to or too means two,
And do can mean “how do you do?”
A bruise could look black and blue,
And a shoe is the same as shoo.
To fly is fast, like the little bug,
And ‘like a bug in a rug’ can mean snug.
A deer is often very dear,
See what I mean about English, dear?